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Funny Things to Say in a Group Chat

Sometimes group chats may face awkward silence moments that may be hard to break. You may find it hard to decide what to say in such groups or even lack the right words to break the silence. However, a little creativity and originality will get the group active again. Here we give you some of the icebreakers for those quiet moments in the group chat. These funny, hilarious, and random things to say to your friends or family will make them laugh and uplift the chatty group spirit.

1. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there’s a salad dressing inside.

This unexpected statement is funny in itself; for people who love dry jokes within the group, it will surely engage them.

2. Say this in a group chat, “After Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.”

It is a practical and funny joke that will get your group members wondering what you mean. It will get them cracking up, supporting your statement, and coming up with their funny statements. Before they figure out, you meant an acronym of the remaining days of the week.

3. A pessimist is someone who has spent too much time listening to optimists.

Now, this is a conversation/debatable funny statement. It can get people recalling their past moments, or even defending the ridiculous statement, while others will find it funny and laugh it off.

4. It’s funny how the cost of living is going up, but the chance of living is going down.

With this funny statement, you are sure to get your group members’ attention and views. Such a random thing to say will surely create some nice conversation pieces.

5. The next time you buy a donut, be sure to complain there is a hole in it.

Funny and ridiculous, right? Although this statement may seem so, it will get your group members’ attention.

A cookie a day keeps your sadness away. But, an entire jar of cookies a day is sure to bring it back.

7. Do not worry if plan A fails. “There are 25 more letters in the alphabet!”

Such a funny but uplifting statement that is sure to get your group chats attention.

8. Organized individuals are just too lazy to find their things.

9. A statement like this will get your group’s attention, “Earth is like an insane asylum for the universe.”

10. Whoever said money does not buy you happiness did not know where to shop!

It is funny to say in your group chat with your girlfriends or even guy friends. It may evoke a debate or laughter as it is a ridiculous yet funny statement.

11.I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.”

12. If you think no one cares about you or no one cares whether you are alive or dead, miss a couple of credit card payments.

13. We always praise and emphasize the early bird’s good luck and forget the early worm’s bad luck.

14. Marriage has no guarantees. “If that is what you are looking for, then go live with a car battery.”

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