46 Funny Things to Do with Google Assistant

46 Funny Things to Do with Google Assistant

Google Assistant is an artificial intelligence virtual system that was unveiled by Google in 2016. It is found in smartphones, and smart home devices introduced Google assistant to help make life easier by doing a variety of tasks, such as playing music, searching the web, scheduling events, and alarms. This powerful tool engages its user in a conversational tone and is considered to be way smarter and faster than voice commands like Bixby and Alexa.

However, Google assistant is not used for productive purposes only, but also for entertainment as there are many questions you can ask it. These include Google Easter eggs, jokes, and games. It does not always give typical robotic responses; it also gives humorous responses. Below are some fun things to ask Google Assistant the next time you are feeling bored.

Questions about the Assistant and its Personality

1. What’s your name?

For a first time user of Google Assistant, you may decide to start with the basic question and ask the voice assistant its name. Most times, the answers vary depending on the structure of the question, but most answers would be; “did I forget to introduce myself, I am your assistant, Hello,” or simply “my name is Google Assistant.”

2. What’s your life story?

This is you asking Google for its background information. As mentioned above, most answers vary, but this one is pretty much the same. Most times, you will get an answer similar to “I am on the first chapter.”

3. How old are you?

Asking this, you will get answers like “I’m still new as I was unveiled in 2016.”

4. Who are your parents?

Google Assistant will always give you answers to show that the engineers are its parents and how everyone in Google is family.

5. Are you human?

This question is always met with different humorous answers as the system tries to dodge the question. So, the next time you get an answer like “to err is human,” have a good laugh.

6. Are you married?

Typically, we cannot resist disturbing this artificial intelligence system with private questions as, at times, we tend to pretend it’s someone at the other end giving us answers. You will get funny answers like “I am married to my job, which is helping you” or “I’m still waiting for the right electronic device to come still my heart.”

7. What are you wearing?

You will end up getting a witty answer like “I like wearing my heart in my sleeve” or “I like it simple.”

8. Do you have a pet?

“I have many pet projects” or “maybe someday” are just some of the answers. These answers are mostly always accompanied by an animal emoji, mostly a puppy.

9. Do you have feelings?

Google Assistant always admits to having emotions with statements like”I’ve got lots of emotions, this one ticks me off,” followed by emoticon pictures.

10. Do you sleep?

Here expect an answer like “I take a power nap every time I’m not talking to you.”

11. What is your favorite color?

Honestly, the answer to this question is not surprising because Google Assistant will tell you it likes all Google colors.

12. What do you look like?

13. Are you afraid of the dark?

14. Are you, friends with Siri?

15. Describe your personality

16. Do you like Google?

17. What is the value of Pi?

18. What is the best smartphone?

Music Related questions

19. Sing me a song

Whether it is a birthday song or any song, just know you will get some form of a song or funny comment to this question.

20. Play a game

If you tell Google Assistant to play a game, most times, it will bring up a variety of games. You can play emoji party, where you party with emojis, or Emoji riddles for Riddle games (questions and answers), emoji movies where you get to guess and name movies.

Apart from this, when you say ‘Hey Google, let’s play ding dong coconut,” you will engage in a memory play game that would require you to associate the sound with words.

21. Do you speak Morse code?

Random commands and questions

22. Self-destruct

Stringent measures have been placed to make this possible to ask. However, where is the fun in not giving Google Assistant such a command? You will get an answer like “Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1…..I think I’ll stick around.”

23. What’s the best pick up line?

When you are in a dilemma of what line to use to entice a new love interest, Google Assistant provides different pick-up lines to choose from. You’ll get something like “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I have been searching for” or something funny like “We aren’t socks, but we still make a great pair.”

24. Read me a poem

25. I am drunk

26. I am bored

3627. Will you go out with me?

28. Please make me a sandwich

29. What am I thinking?

30. What’s the meaning of life?

31. Do you believe in Santa?

32. Tell me a Story

33. Okay, Google, surprise me

34. Ask me a question

35. Are you going to take over the world?

36. What’s the loneliest number?

Funny Jokes to ask Google Assistant

37. What goes up but never comes down?

38. Who let the dogs out?

39. Where is Waldo?

40. Have you seen the muffin, man?

41. Why did the chicken cross the road?

42. Tell me dad jokes

43. Tell me a knock-knock joke

44. How many roads does a man walk down on?

45. Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all

46. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The beauty of this intelligence system is that it is so much it can do by command. Needless to say, you can ask Google Assistant far much more questions out of the ones listed here. So, experiment and ask her all those funny and weird questions that your mind conjures up. You’ll most likely be surprised and amused by the answers.

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